Russell Rants

Ferraro is right - Obama is Black and lovin' it

2008-03-11T12:35:00.000-07:00

Just the other day, Geraldine Ferraro, 1984 Democratic VP candidate someone who knows a little something about the danger of joint tax returns, and youthful cocaine indiscretions, made the following statement:

If Obama was a white man, he would not be in this position...And if he was a woman (of any color) he would not be in this position. He happens to be very lucky to be who he is. And the country is caught up in the concept.

Right on sister! Obama is black and blacks have it much easier in this country than whites. They have affirmative action, welfare and Popeye's Chicken. If you're black in the country you can go to any college you want in this country - if you can pay for it - and you can live anywhere you want! You can EVEN vote!

Now, I know some of you pickle-sniffers out there are going to talk about civil rights and all that gobbley-gook, but let's get real - Obama is capitalizing on his greatest asset - being black in America.

Blacks are "cool" in America. They have the best music, they can dance better than us and they control all the sports (thank God for Hockey and for the front offices.)

Every time I turn on the TV, I'm like that kid in the movie - I see black people!

Americans love our black people. We go out of our way to make the one we know comfortable when they are putting new tires on our car or giving us our french frys - and I am sick of it.

Why am I sick of it? They are all up in my grill now, at work - just hatin' that I gots the bling and my baby's daddy sends yayo for his shorties and still digs my cake. Word?

If Obama was white, this primary election would be over. Why on earth would a major american political party nominate a white politician from Illinois with virtually no experience, at time when our nation is in it's most precarious position in it's history?

That's just stupid! You're better off going with the candidate with EXPERIENCE!

Pass this on to SAVE AMERICA (my nizzle)!

Barack Obama - Unqualified for President, Qualified for VP

2008-03-10T07:32:00.000-07:00

My mother used to tell me a bedtime story that goes something like this: there once was this little girl who was very bad - she didn't listen to her mother at all. Every time her mother asked her to do something simple, like going to the corner and ask the skinny man in the jumpsuit for an eight-ball or to scream and fall down in the can food isle in the grocery store so Mommy could play a trick on the store manager and hide all the New York Strips in her pants - simple things like that - the little girl would complain and not want to do it.

One day, a man from the government came and took the disobedient little girl away, where she had to live with a house full of dirty old men who she had to give sponge baths to and other really disgusting stuff. And then one day the little girl would be gone, her remaines buried underneath a rusty old shed in some random backyard in Secausus, New Jersey while her Mommy found a new daughter who listened to her when she told her to do something.

The moral of that story? Well, I took away a great many morals to that story. One of which is this: Barack Obama does not have the experience to be President - but VP, maybe.

Here's why: Like the little girl in my mother's fairy tale, Barack Obama isn't listening to someone older and wiser. He's trying to assert his own judgement about a situation. That's just plain WRONG!

Older people are older for a reason. They've spent more time scraping and cheating and beating the system to get what they want. If you had to get rid of the body of some security guard that somehow ended up in the trunk of your Cutlass Supreme after you pulled off a bank-job to pay off your coke-debt to the Russian Mob, who would you call? Some mamby, pamby newcomer? Or would you call the seasoned, one-eyed, prision-tatted veteran?

I know who I called! I called good ole Mom.

Now don't get me wrong. If I found myself in the middle of a knife fight in the alley behind a blind-pig or needed someone to help me with a welfare scam, I believe Barack Obama could help me, for obvious reasons. But the Presidency is not a welfare scam - it's the big leagues. It's the show. It's the big score.

Barack needs seasoning. He needs a nickle and a half experience under the tutelage of a tested leader to learn the trade. He needs to put in his time to learn how to get things done. You don't try to knock off a casino your first time out - you make sure you have a couple of liquor stores, a jeweler and maybe a payroll job before you go big time.

That's why I believe what Hillary believes - while Barack isn't ready for the Presidency, he'd be a great Vice President.

Now all of you be good little girls (and boys) and pass this on to SAVE AMERICA. If you don't, I'm gonna drive you to the industrial section of Hunts Point in the middle of the night and leave you there - metaphorically speaking, of course.

Why I support Hillary Clinton

2008-03-07T09:21:00.000-08:00

I think it's important to be positive during this campaign season, so I'm going to take the high road and put forth the reasons I why support Senator Hillary Clinton for President.

1. She's not Barack Obama - Barack Obama is a liar, a cheat and a smoker. He smells like cigarettes and I don't like people who smell like cigarettes.

2. Barack Obama supporters are "crazy" - The people who support Barack Obama believe in stupid things like hope, change and the US Constitution. They believe that the President doesn't have a right to start a war wherever and whenever he wants to. How dumb is that?

3. Barack Obama's Health Care Plan is stupid - Health care should be forced on people and if they don't take it they should be punished to the point of bankruptcy. They should have their children taken from them and put in the poor house. And if they don't take their medicine they should be forced into some type of camp where they can concentrate on taking their medicine. I don't know what we should call the camp, so I'm open to ideas.

4. Barack Obama believes in stupid things like "words" - Barack Obama believes that when people like Hillary Clinton say they are "against NAFTA" when their campaigns actually tell the Canadian Government otherwise that they are lying. And then he has the audacity of belief that Hillary Clinton lying about HIS campaign doing the same thing is actually a LIE? Come on. How naive and stupid can you be?

5. Barack Obama has never had a real job - Obama talks about being a community organizer and a civil rights attorney. Was he a cowboy and an astronaut too? He's never had a real job! Hillary Clinton has worked for The Rose Law firm where she represented great companies like Madison Guaranty Savings and Loan. She also was a court appointed attorney who defended rapists and she was on the Board of Wal Mart where she fought the anti-democratic forces of unions and collective bargaining. Go Hillary!

6. Barack Obama won't answer the phone at 3AM - Everybody knows he'll be hard to wake up in the morning. Do I have to say why?

That's enough of the "positive" - I'm back to going negative against Barack Obama. I urge you to do that same. We can only take the high road so long.

Pass this along and help SAVE AMERICA!

Clinton Meltdown? - More Slander from Obama

2008-03-06T12:00:00.000-08:00

Word is leaking out about a supposed tiff in the Clinton Campaign. This is just Obama acting like Ken Starr, once again - trying to drudge up some BS about our next Commanderess-In-Chief.

Well, someone from inside the Clinton campaign emailed me a transcript of the supposed blow out and all I have to say is that it's refreshing to have a campaign have a lively debate about issues:

Howard Wolfson: You're fucked, Mark. Are you fucking nuts? You're hot, so you think you're the ruler of this place.
Maggie Williams: Now wait a minute, Howard.
Howard Wolfson: Shut up!
Maggie Williams: Okay...
Howard Wolfson: You want to decide who should be dealt with how, is that it? I come in the fucking office today, I get humiliated by some jag-off reporter. I get accused of... I get the shit thrown in my face by you, you genuine shit, because you're top name on the board?
Mark Penn: Is that what I did, Howard? I humiliated you? Oh my God, I'm sorry.
Howard Wolfson: Sitting on top of the world. Sitting on top of the world, everything's fuckin' peach fuzz.
Mark Penn: And I don't get a moment to spare for some bust-out humanitarian down on his luck lately?
Howard Wolfson: Oh, fuck...
Mark Penn: [cutting him off] Fuck you, Howard. You know you got a big mouth. You make a sound-bite, this whole place stinks with your farts for a week - how much you just ingested. Oh, what a big man you are! "Hey, let me buy you a pack of gum. I'll show you how to chew it." Whoof! Your sound-bite goes to shit, and all that comes out of your mouth is bile. Ooh, how fucked-up you are!
Howard Wolfson: Who's my pal, Marky? Hmm? What are you? And what are you, Marky? Huh? Bishop Sheen? What the fuck are you, Mr. Slick? Who - what the fuck are you, "Friend to the working man"? Big deal! FUCK YOU! You got the memory of a fuckin' fly! I never liked you, anyway.
Mark Penn: What is this, your farewell speech?
Howard Wolfson: I'm going home.
Mark Penn: Your farewell to the troops?
Howard Wolfson: I'm not going home. I'm going to Wyoming.
Mark Penn: Have a good trip.
Howard Wolfson: Aw, fuck you! Fuck the lot of you! Fuck you all![exits]
Mark Penn: [to Maggie] You were saying?
Maggie Williams: Huh?

Just sounds like some healthy debate about policy to me!

Or my mother and father having a tender moment in front of the children after their "bourbon" course of our family meal at Thanksgiving. Ahhh, Good Times!

This is just another example of Obama smearing Hillary. Anyone can see that so let's hope the MSM starts getting fair with Hillary!

Pass this on and SAVE AMERICA!

Barack Obama and Clinton's Tax Records

2008-03-05T15:46:00.000-08:00

HuffPost is reporting today that Barack Obama is insinuating something nefarious about Hillary Clinton's Tax Records.

Now I know a little something about this because I happened to watch the last debate when she was asked if she would release her tax records before the March 4th Primary - for those of you communists that don't remember, this is what she said:

Well, I can't get it together by then, but I will certainly work to get it together. I'm a little busy right now; I hardly have time to sleep. But I will certainly work toward releasing, and we will get that done and in the public domain.

Hello? MSM? She's a little busy trying to become President. What don't these get?

Today, the Clinton Campaign released this picture of the Clinton Compound basement - where the tax records are located:

How the hell can she be expected to find anything in there so quickly?

Obama is being unfair - primarily because he found his tax records easy - they were in this room:

Looks a little fruity to me. Support Hillary Clinton (so we can kick her ass in November) and help SAVE AMERICA.

Latest Obama Scandal EXPLODES

2008-03-04T11:50:00.000-08:00

With all that's been going on in the media with the Primaries today, I thought it was important to bring this new allegation to light.

I have a late breaking scandal to report. Its seems that Mr. Barack Obama is a supporter of teen-age truancy.

Yes - I could hardly believe it myself.

It seems that Mildred Guggenschmidt, 57, of Paris, Texas has forwarded me the following note:

I am an high-school teacher with the Paris Texas Schools System. Yesterday, I recieved from one of my students the a note from none other than Barack Osama exusing one of my students from class. We questioned the student and examined her for marks and such and the result was inconclusive. What we do know is that she was in the company of Mr. Osama yesterday and claims to have about eight-thousand witnesses. None of these witnesses has of yet come foward.

WOW! Now, Ms. Guggenschmidt has forwarded me a copy of the ACTUAL NOTE, which I will provide for you here!

Now just the EXISTENCE of the note is bad enough, but LOOK AT THE NOTE! It's addressed to GARY!

Ms. Guggenschmidt's first name is MILDRED. Something STINKS to high heaven about ALL OF THIS and the MSM is NOT reporting it!!!!! Pass this along and SAVE AMERICA!!

**********UPDATE

Some of you OBAMABOTS are emaling me telling me that the picture I posted is not OBAMA. Until I see proof that it isn't OBAMA, the picture stays!

November 4th 1999 - Where was Barack?

2008-02-27T11:07:00.000-08:00

BigHead DC is reporting that Barack Obama was absent from the State Senate on November 4th, 1999. Now, they are implying that this has something to do with the whole Larry Sinclair thing - since Larry stated that he met Obama during sometime between November 3rd and November 8th of that year.

BigHead uses the record as proof that Obama was absent from work that day! Wow!

Now, mind you - the record doesn't say WHERE he was - just that he was absent. So, what can we assume from this? Well - I did a little digging and looky looky what I found out!

Obama may have been with Sinclair

Obama may have been driving a UFO in PAPUA NEW GUINEA that day

Obama may have been at the Shanghai New International Exhibition Center Groundbreaking in Shanghai China

Obama could have been meeting a woman in Khatmandu

Obama could have been at the Atomic Audio CD Release Party in Knoxville

Obama could have been partying with this guy watching Pulp Fiction on DVD.

Now, you doubting Thomases out there will say "hey, maybe you just searched a publicly accessible database of the Illinois 91st General Assembly Senate Transcripts and picked a date that Obama was absent and then tried to work backwards and link him to a bunch of ramdom events that happened on that day." Well to you I say - Stop being Naive.

Do your civic duty and pass this along - we can't have someone who could have been flying a UFO as President of the United States. Help Save American and pass this on!!!!

*****UPDATE - A comment by a patriot named KEN on BigHeadDC inquires as to Louis Farrakhan's whereabouts on November 4th, 1999. Good question!

Were Obama and Farrakhan together in that UFO?

Where's the MSM on this???

Probably in bed with Obama, the Trilateral Commission, the Federal Reserve and Gargamel.

Clintonite Stabs Obama Supporter - I smell a rat...

2008-02-27T07:31:00.000-08:00

The Smoking Gun reports that Jose Antonio Ortiz, a 28 year old Clinton supporter, stabbed his brother-in-law Sean Shurelds, an Obama-manica, 41, last Thursday night in the Pennsylvania. From the article:

Shurelds, an Obama supporter, told Ortiz that the Illinois senator was "trashing" Clinton (apparently in regard to recent primary and caucus results). Ortiz, a Clinton supporter, replied that "Obama was not a realist." While not exactly fighting words, the verbal political tiff led to some mutual choking and punching. And, allegedly, a stabbing in the abdomen.
Now, I'm no Qunicy but I have a few questions:

Is there really any possibility that Ortiz, who is 28 years old, actually supports Clinton? Everyone I know (on TV) is telling me that young homeless people who think they are never going to die support Obama.

If Shurelds was really an Obama supporter, wouldn't he like have a gun or something?

The police report states Ortiz "put the knife in the dishwasher" after stabbing his brother-in-law. Now, I've had boyfriends, roomates and more than my share of gentlemen callers - none of them every put ANYTHING in the dishwasher!

Nothing in the article mentions what a confidential source tells me - that Shurelds was emailed by Obama Campaign Hired Gun David Plouffe just six days earlier with the following marching orders contained therein:
The upcoming contests in Wisconsin, Texas, Ohio, and Pennsylvania will demand energy and resources on an unprecedented scale. It's going to take all of us to keep these victories going. But if anyone is up to the task, it's this movement.

Conincidence? I think not - what's a big wig like Plouffe emailing this guy for anyway? Where is the media on this???? I'm begining to think that this is just another example of Main Street Media (MSM) telling us half truths and outright falsehoods about Obama and his supporters. What really happened? I don't know if we'll ever really know. But I do know this - all of this is further proof that Obama is bad for America. Pass this on and Save America

Barack Obama has Heart Problem

2008-02-26T23:35:00.000-08:00

It's come to my attention, by way of some very credible emails, that Barack Obama has a heart problem.

He's keeping this medical condition secret so it doesn't affect his chances at the Democratic Nomination.

As you can see in THESE two photos, he's grabbed his heart on a few occasions. He musta been at some secret bad heart convention in both of them because there are some other people grabbing their bad tickers as well! And some soldier with a bad eye too! Where does this guy hang out?

I can't think of any other explanation for these photos, since it's common knowledge that Barack does not say the Pledge of Allegiance.

We have to spread the word to make sure someone with a bad heart isn't our next President.

Pass it on and Save America!

Why the Media Doesn't Ask Obama Hard Questions

2008-02-26T22:18:00.000-08:00

There's good reason the media doesn't ask Obama the hard questions.

I remember a story someone told me. It's the kind of story you hear not from someone who was there, but from someone who knew someone who knew someone who was there.

There was another network that once asked Obama a really hard question - it was math I think.

So later that night, Obama goes in, and kills everyone in the newsroom - the producers, the techs, the anchor, everyone, until he gets to the last producer.

He lets the last producer go.

Then he waits until the election is over and then he goes after the rest of the network.

He kills their kids, he kills their wives, he kills their parents and their parents' friends. He burns down the houses they live in and the studios they work in, he kills advertisers that owe them money.

And like that he was gone.

Underground.

Nobody has ever seen him since. He becomes a myth, a spook story that media people tell their kids at night. "Rat on your pop, and Barak Obama will get you."

And no-one ever really believes.

You see, Wolf Blitzer once told me he didn't believe in God, but was afraid of him.

Now, I believe in God and the only thing I am afraid of in this world is Barack Obama.

Remeber, the greatest trick Obama ever pulled was convincing the world he didn't exist.

And like that... he was gone.

Obama is a Muslin!

2008-02-26T15:09:00.001-08:00

New allegations have surfaced that Barack Obama is a MUSLIN!!! The pictures are all over the internet - here is one of them.

As you can see right here, it's true:
Now I don't claim to be an expert, but when I did a GOOGLE search I found this!!!!

If you use MS PAINT, you can zoom the image and looky looky what you find!

Now like I said, I'm not an expert - but that thingy on his head (my cleaning woman calls it a dooby-rag I think) is a Muslin if I ever saw one. Pass this on and Save America!

Sinclair/Obama Picture Surfaces

2008-02-26T13:24:00.000-08:00

News Flash:

It seems a picture* has surfaced that may shed light on the the relationship between Barack Obama and Larry Sinlcair

Now I don't know much about photography, but this looks like pretty damming evidence to me. Perhaps someone should comment on this new evidence.

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*Satire - Photo was poorly photoshopped. To date, no photo exists of Obama and Sinclair together

Mr. Larry Sinclair

2008-02-26T12:49:00.000-08:00

Larry Sinclair is all over the web spouting about Obama. I received this email from someone - I don't know who it is - but since Sinclair likes to post his emails, I'll post mine as well. BTW, I've forwarded it to BigHeadDC - but I don't know if they'll publish it - being all into the facts and all that as they are:

From: Lawrence Sinclair*
To: russell_tupper@hotmail.com
Sent: Tuesday, February 26, 2008 12:30:27 PM
Subject: Shut up

You are a liar. I am not giving you a name of the person who told me Parisi's credit cards was decliened. You are working for Obama and Axelrod and you would probably kill them or something. They are afraid just like all people involved are afraid of obama. I know who you are - your are Dr. Murray and I know you were in LA for the lie detector test. You are trying to stop me. I know my wiener smells like cake - but you can't stop the feeling anymore - I've forgotten what I've started fighting for. So throw away Bobby Orr and shut up. Bling blang bing - emails are easy to fake. I'm a fake and so is my wiener.

Your friend,

Poopy McPooperson and the flying Anus Brigade
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*email is satire and not from Larry Sinclair - it just shows how easy it is to phony up an email