Why I support Hillary Clinton

I think it's important to be positive during this campaign season, so I'm going to take the high road and put forth the reasons I why support Senator Hillary Clinton for President.

1. She's not Barack Obama - Barack Obama is a liar, a cheat and a smoker. He smells like cigarettes and I don't like people who smell like cigarettes.

2. Barack Obama supporters are "crazy" - The people who support Barack Obama believe in stupid things like hope, change and the US Constitution. They believe that the President doesn't have a right to start a war wherever and whenever he wants to. How dumb is that?

3. Barack Obama's Health Care Plan is stupid - Health care should be forced on people and if they don't take it they should be punished to the point of bankruptcy. They should have their children taken from them and put in the poor house. And if they don't take their medicine they should be forced into some type of camp where they can concentrate on taking their medicine. I don't know what we should call the camp, so I'm open to ideas.

4. Barack Obama believes in stupid things like "words" - Barack Obama believes that when people like Hillary Clinton say they are "against NAFTA" when their campaigns actually tell the Canadian Government otherwise that they are lying. And then he has the audacity of belief that Hillary Clinton lying about HIS campaign doing the same thing is actually a LIE? Come on. How naive and stupid can you be?

5. Barack Obama has never had a real job - Obama talks about being a community organizer and a civil rights attorney. Was he a cowboy and an astronaut too? He's never had a real job! Hillary Clinton has worked for The Rose Law firm where she represented great companies like Madison Guaranty Savings and Loan. She also was a court appointed attorney who defended rapists and she was on the Board of Wal Mart where she fought the anti-democratic forces of unions and collective bargaining. Go Hillary!

6. Barack Obama won't answer the phone at 3AM - Everybody knows he'll be hard to wake up in the morning. Do I have to say why?

That's enough of the "positive" - I'm back to going negative against Barack Obama. I urge you to do that same. We can only take the high road so long.

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