Barack Obama has Heart Problem

It's come to my attention, by way of some very credible emails, that Barack Obama has a heart problem.

He's keeping this medical condition secret so it doesn't affect his chances at the Democratic Nomination.

As you can see in THESE two photos, he's grabbed his heart on a few occasions. He musta been at some secret bad heart convention in both of them because there are some other people grabbing their bad tickers as well! And some soldier with a bad eye too! Where does this guy hang out?

I can't think of any other explanation for these photos, since it's common knowledge that Barack does not say the Pledge of Allegiance.

We have to spread the word to make sure someone with a bad heart isn't our next President.

Pass it on and Save America!