Barack Obama - Unqualified for President, Qualified for VP

My mother used to tell me a bedtime story that goes something like this: there once was this little girl who was very bad - she didn't listen to her mother at all. Every time her mother asked her to do something simple, like going to the corner and ask the skinny man in the jumpsuit for an eight-ball or to scream and fall down in the can food isle in the grocery store so Mommy could play a trick on the store manager and hide all the New York Strips in her pants - simple things like that - the little girl would complain and not want to do it.

One day, a man from the government came and took the disobedient little girl away, where she had to live with a house full of dirty old men who she had to give sponge baths to and other really disgusting stuff. And then one day the little girl would be gone, her remaines buried underneath a rusty old shed in some random backyard in Secausus, New Jersey while her Mommy found a new daughter who listened to her when she told her to do something.

The moral of that story? Well, I took away a great many morals to that story. One of which is this: Barack Obama does not have the experience to be President - but VP, maybe.

Here's why: Like the little girl in my mother's fairy tale, Barack Obama isn't listening to someone older and wiser. He's trying to assert his own judgement about a situation. That's just plain WRONG!

Older people are older for a reason. They've spent more time scraping and cheating and beating the system to get what they want. If you had to get rid of the body of some security guard that somehow ended up in the trunk of your Cutlass Supreme after you pulled off a bank-job to pay off your coke-debt to the Russian Mob, who would you call? Some mamby, pamby newcomer? Or would you call the seasoned, one-eyed, prision-tatted veteran?

I know who I called! I called good ole Mom.

Now don't get me wrong. If I found myself in the middle of a knife fight in the alley behind a blind-pig or needed someone to help me with a welfare scam, I believe Barack Obama could help me, for obvious reasons. But the Presidency is not a welfare scam - it's the big leagues. It's the show. It's the big score.

Barack needs seasoning. He needs a nickle and a half experience under the tutelage of a tested leader to learn the trade. He needs to put in his time to learn how to get things done. You don't try to knock off a casino your first time out - you make sure you have a couple of liquor stores, a jeweler and maybe a payroll job before you go big time.

That's why I believe what Hillary believes - while Barack isn't ready for the Presidency, he'd be a great Vice President.

Now all of you be good little girls (and boys) and pass this on to SAVE AMERICA. If you don't, I'm gonna drive you to the industrial section of Hunts Point in the middle of the night and leave you there - metaphorically speaking, of course.